Quotes from January 2009

• 1/28/09 - After Tricia had to help Dave put a lid on tupperware, Dave said, "I'm retarded." Nathan responded, "You're not retarded. I'm retarded." [watch what you say around your kids]
• 1/28/09 - Nathan's response to leftovers: "When you have something that you ate already, well, you can't have it again. We can't eat that for days!"
• 1/23/09 - "Is Barack Obama good or bad?" He's bad. "We need all the transformers to come and get him."
• 1/23/09 - "Why did Heavenly Father make me come first? Because I am older than my little brother?"
• 1/18/09 "Dad, why were you born before me?" Dave: "So I could be your dad." Nathan: "Oh yeah, that's right."
• 1/16/09 - Sitting on pedestal sink, washing his dirty feet - Tricia: Are you safe up there? "Yeah, Daddy calls me spiderman, because I cannot fall."
• 1/8/09 Nathan's commentary while watching Diego: "Why do you keep talking to us? Stop talking to us!"
• 1/5/09 "Mom, at church I learned about choosing the right. If you broke the swing and it wasn't you, that's the wrong part." "When you do something wrong, choose the right."
• 1/2/09 Nathan, after dipping and leaving several tortilla chips in salsa: "Look, it's a spicy hoe down!" Tricia: "What's a Hoe Down Nathan?" Nathan: "It's where you have cake, and violins, and juice boxes, and dancing."
• 1/1/09 Nathan's comments while hiking in the San Tan Mountains: "We have to hurry before the sun goes down, or the coyotes will eat us!" . . . "Look, Dad, a magic rock . . . there are lots of magic rocks." . . .
• 1/1/09 "Dad, I'm strong like Optimus Prime and I'm brave like BumbleBee, because I'm not afraid of anything." Dave: What about coyotes? "Uhm, I just don't want coyotes around but I'm not afraid of them."